Hello you guys, it's been a minute. I have a lot to say but I'll save it for now and get to business as usual. I had to take time off to rebrand and get more info on some matters, research and all. The new and improved Abuja life reopens on Monday 1st of August Anticipate. I really missed you guys and can't wait to be back doing what I love. Thanks and God bless.
Tuesday, 26 July 2016
Friday, 13 May 2016
Trippy Friday: A Trifling Trip of the Devil's Own (MDMA)
9:30- First pinky dip of Molly. I snorted half up my
nose and licked the rest off my finger. This was just a taste test to see, if
in fact, what I was about to buy was pure MDMA powder with absolutely NO CUT.
Pure hard crystal rock.
10:30- Satisfied, I quickly attained a gram of the stuff. Take another pinky dip and lick it down.
11:00- Drop off my newly found dealer and begin the 45min drive home. I already feel the speedy effect and have dilated pupils.
11:20- Feeling nostalgic, I take another couple pinky dips just to make sure I get real high tonight. I haven’t had a good MDMA experience in quite a while. I stop for gas and by a sobe to wash down the Molly’s nasty taste in my mouth.
[Note: Driving while intoxicated, tripping, or extremely sleep deprived is dangerous and irresponsible because it endangers other people. Don't do it!] (MORE AFTER THE CUT)
10:30- Satisfied, I quickly attained a gram of the stuff. Take another pinky dip and lick it down.
11:00- Drop off my newly found dealer and begin the 45min drive home. I already feel the speedy effect and have dilated pupils.
11:20- Feeling nostalgic, I take another couple pinky dips just to make sure I get real high tonight. I haven’t had a good MDMA experience in quite a while. I stop for gas and by a sobe to wash down the Molly’s nasty taste in my mouth.
[Note: Driving while intoxicated, tripping, or extremely sleep deprived is dangerous and irresponsible because it endangers other people. Don't do it!] (MORE AFTER THE CUT)
Thursday, 12 May 2016
ABL Health: Computer Eye Strain: 10 Steps for Relief
With so many of us using computers
at work, computer eye strain has become a major job-related complaint. Studies
show that eye strain and other bothersome visual symptoms occur in 50 to 90
percent of computer workers.
These problems can range from
physical fatigue, decreased productivity and increased numbers of work errors,
to minor annoyances like eye twitching and red eyes.
Here are 10 easy steps you can take
to reduce your risk of computer eye strain and other common symptoms of computer
vision syndrome (CVS):
1.
Get a comprehensive eye exam.
Having a routine comprehensive eye exam is the most important
thing you can do to prevent or treat computer vision problems.
According to the National Institute
of Occupational Safety and Health (NIOSH), computer users should have an eye
exam before they start working on a computer and once a year
thereafter.
During your exam, be sure to tell
your eye doctor how often you use a computer at work
and at home. Measure how far your eyes are from your screen when you sit at
your computer, and bring this measurement to your exam so your eye doctor can
test your eyes at that specific working distance.
2.
Use proper lighting.
Eye strain often is caused by
excessively bright light either from outdoor sunlight coming in through a
window or from harsh interior lighting. When you use a computer, your ambient
lighting should be about half as bright as that typically found in most
offices.
Eliminate exterior light by closing
drapes, shades or blinds. Reduce interior lighting by using fewer light bulbs
or fluorescent tubes, or use lower intensity bulbs and tubes. If possible,
position your computer monitor or screen so windows are to the side, instead of
in front or behind it. (more after the cut)
#TBT Abuja Post: Rich Kids, Mtcheeew (i'm not a hater)
If one is not careful, you can drift from all your
values and morals in this town it’s so easy because the competition is in the
air we breathe, everybody wants to be their own definition of successful; we
want to be respected so we chase money because money brings respect. Some of us
that have it rough will hate, envy even avoid the rich kids in this town who
have never had to worry about money since they were born because their parents
have stolen all the ones we are supposed to hustle for. (more after the cut)
Friday, 6 May 2016
Trippy Friday: I Imagined Rape During a Trip (LSD, MDMA (Ecstasy), Cannabis & Catha edulis (Khat)
After a busy and nerve-wracking term at university I
went to a psytrance party in the middle of nowhere with my brother, his
girlfriend and four of his friends. We had all been pretty close before this,
and I was excited for another mind-altering night on LSD. I had tripped twice
before that and had an amazing and life-changing time. Acid had consumed me,
mentally and spiritually. It was all I thought about and all I wanted to talk
about. I believed acid was god's gift to humans; the substance that could save
the human race. I never imagined it could ever have a dark side.
I was arrogant about my tolerance, and dropped two hoffmans and an MDMA without thinking. Within an hour I was getting the usual visuals and feelings, but a nervous tingling that I contributed to the strange area we were in was starting. The trip started out all right. I realized that 'the substance is all around us.' That is, that every single tree, plant, piece of grass and earth is acid. Acid is wonderful, acid is a vibrant pulsating call to consciousness. (more after the cut)
Thursday, 5 May 2016
ABL Health: 8 Ways to Lower Your Heart Disease Risk

You can do a lot to lower your odds
of getting heart disease. Taking action will improve your
health -- and, possibly, save your life. Get going on these 8 ways to get on
track.
1. Quit smoking.
If you smoke, you are more than twice as likely to have a heart attack as nonsmokers, and you’re much more
likely to die if you do have a heart attack.
2. Improve cholesterol levels. You're more likely to get heart disease if you have:
- Total cholesterol level over 200
- HDL ("good") cholesterol level under 40
- LDL ("bad") cholesterol level over 160
- Triglycerides over 150
Cholesterol isn't the only thing
that matters. Your doctor will consider the big picture, including all your
potential risks. To help lower cholesterol levels, eat a diet low in
cholesterol, saturated fat, and refined sugars. (more after the cut)
#TBT Abuja Post: "Abeg Aboki slow down, I no dey rush"
Bike men in Abuja are
always high. Walahi it’s so bad I couldn’t even give some intro speech like I
always do, I had to dive right into my point. Bros, abi you no dey see how them
dey drive?
Sometimes you will just be wondering why they drive anyhow (if you have a car, shift small), you will be
wondering "abi this okada man no value him life? "Silently saying in
your mind "I cover myself with the blood of Jesus" omoh it’s not funny.
Well now you know why they do.
The Average Abuja
bike man will pop anything and by anything I mean anything you can think of
ranging from weed to any type of tablets you can think of that people pop to
get high, even paint thinner sef, aswear it’s that bad. Maybe it’s out of
frustration but no be only them frustration dey kill na or maybe it’s just for
fun but make dem calm down small, e go better.
Abeg when next you
dey on top bike and the guy dey speed like say him wan meet Jesus, biko tell am
say "Bros calm down small"
Wednesday, 4 May 2016
Your Honest-to-God Guide to STDs 1
Chances are, if
you’re reading this, you’re scared by the idea of catching some sort of STD. Or
at least you have been in the past. That night you got drunk and didn’t have a
condom but went for it anyway. Or maybe you hooked up with someone who had a
reputation for sleeping with every third person in the phone book.
Perhaps you freaked
out and rushed to get tested the next morning. Maybe you started Googling
around frantically to convince yourself that you’re OK, only to find horrifying
images and statistics about how people lost internal organs, limbs and never,
ever had sex again because they were so hideously deformed by some pesky
infection… Your mind begins racing, your liver DOES hurt, you think to
yourself. It must be an early onset of AIDS. Obviously… (more after the cut)
Poetry Wednesday: The Fall [Poem about Addiction]

[Everyone’s addicted to something]
I miss you
Your subtle touch,
The way you caressed my brain
The way you brought me to life,
With you, I could taste the air
Feel the rain drops in clear skies
You showed me the light
You chose my path
I was on clouds
Flying, soaring, drifting,
skipping without ropes
You pleasured my soul
with you I loved myself, I didn’t care about the world
With you I was in sync with earth
You said you would be there for me, always
To give me my euphoria (more after the cut)
Tuesday, 3 May 2016
Are You an Emotional Vampire?
Here’s a quick quiz for you to take.
Answer the following questions. Be as honest as possible:
1.
Do you feel that people often don’t
(or can’t) understand you or your problems?
2.
Do you feel that there are many
barriers in your life which you have no control over?
3.
Do you often ask for help from
others and/or feel like few people are willing to help you?
4.
Do you feel like you often don’t
receive the attention or appreciation that you deserve?
5.
Do people often complain that you
don’t listen to them, when in fact, you feel like they don’t listen to you?
6.
Do you feel like most other people
have lives that are much easier than yours?
7.
Do you fight with close friends and
loved ones often?
8.
If so, is it usually their fault?
9.
Do people suddenly drop contact with
you with no explanation and refuse to communicate with you again?
10. Do you often feel helpless, like you have little opportunity
to improve your life?
(more after the cut)
Monday, 2 May 2016
Monday Inspiration: Stop Trying to be Happy!!!
If you have to try to be cool, you
will never be cool. If you have to try to be happy, then you will never be
happy. Maybe the problem these days is people are just trying too hard.
Happiness, like other emotions, is
not something you obtain, but rather something you inhabit. When you’re raging
pissed and throwing a socket wrench at the neighbor’s kids, you are not
self-conscious about your state of anger. You are not thinking to yourself, “Am
I finally angry? Am I doing this right?” No, you’re out for blood. You inhabit
and live the anger. You are the anger. And then it’s gone.
Just as a confident man doesn’t
wonder if he’s confident, a happy man does not wonder if he’s happy. He simply
is.
What this implies is that happiness
is not achieved in itself, but rather it is the side effect of a particular set
of ongoing life experiences. This gets mixed up a lot, especially since
happiness is marketed so much these days as a goal in and of itself. Buy X and
be happy. Learn Y and be happy. But you can’t buy happiness and you can’t
achieve happiness. It just is. And it is once you get other parts of your life
in order. (more after the cut)
Happy New Month You Guys. Welcome to May
Wishing you all the best in everything you do this month. Stay positive, take responsibility for your life, set goals, take action and watch them become a reality. God bless and protect us all.
Tuesday, 26 April 2016
The Shortest Relationship of my Life, I was "Taken" for a Week
Somedays I just love the “no rush” type atmosphere
of the city, the On Your Own lifestyle, other days I just want to pack my bags
and run away to a far away land and find love. Personally I’ve been single for 3years now and I must say I’ve had
the best time of my life so far but as much as I want to seem like I don’t care,
on the low low I’ve been searching for that one person that will make my heart
skip a beat, just thinking about that person will make me smile and I came so
close to this on the first week of February. I met a guy, he was everything I wanted,
skinny, very good to look at, I mean everything
A okay. Until I saw his other side. (more after the cut)
It’s Complicated: Why Relationships and Dating Can Be So Hard
When you think about it, despite
feeling difficult, the problems people struggle with in dating sound pretty
trivial.
For instance, we have been walking
and talking our entire lives, yet walking up to an attractive person and
opening our mouths to say “hi” can feel impossibly complex to us. People have
been using a phone since they were children, yet given the agony some go
through just to dial a person’s phone number, you’d think they were being
waterboarded. Most of us have kissed someone before and we’ve seen hundreds of
movies and instances in real life of other people kissing, yet we still stare
dreamily into the object of our affection’s eyes hour after hour, telling
ourselves we can never find the “right moment” to do it.
Why? It sounds simple, but why is it
so hard? (more after the cut)
Monday, 25 April 2016
Monday Inspiration: The Most Important Question of Your Life

Everybody wants what
feels good. Everyone wants to live a carefree, happy and easy life, to fall in
love and have amazing sex and relationships, to look perfect and make money and
be popular and well-respected and admired and a total baller to the point that
people part like the Red Sea when you walk into the room.
Everyone would like
that — it’s easy to like that.
If I ask you, “What
do you want out of life?” and you say something like, “I want to be happy
and have a great family and a job I like,” it’s so ubiquitous that it doesn’t
even mean anything.
A more interesting
question, a question that perhaps you’ve never considered before, is what pain
do you want in your life? What are you willing to struggle for? Because that
seems to be a greater determinant of how our lives turn out.
Everybody wants to
have an amazing
job and financial independence — but not everyone wants to suffer through
60-hour work weeks, long commutes, obnoxious paperwork, to navigate arbitrary
corporate hierarchies and the blasé confines of an infinite cubicle hell.
People want to be rich without the risk, without the sacrifice, without the delayed
gratification necessary to accumulate wealth. (more after the cut)
Friday, 22 April 2016
Abuja Myth Busters on Replay--- Episode 2: "We do not all have sugar daddies"
As much as its the
trend especially in a town like this, we need to clear the air. Please and
please we don't all have sugar daddies. Some of us are working our asses off
8hrs a day 5days a week, looking for ushering jobs and whatever brings extra
cash on the weekends. Not all of us have sugar daddies that spoil us and give
us all the money we want, in fact if it's not work money, its either some
friends are just nice and give us change from time to time or we have a bf who
is trying to support too. Besides where dem dey find sugar daddy because if it was so easy
maybe I fit done get by now but as dem no dey pluck for tree nko?
And please not
everyone wants to ruin their life and face karma later by having to deal
with our husband sleeping with young hotties or be going for
deliverance from spirit husband, some of us still have values
and self respect that money can't buy so when next you open your fat
mouth to
say all these girls have sugar daddies, Nna remember this post.
The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck (+18 Content has Strong Language)
In my life, I have
given a fuck about many people and many things. I have also not given
a fuck about many people and many things. And those fucks I have not given have
made all the difference.
People often say the
key to confidence and success in life is to simply “not give a fuck.” Indeed,
we often refer to the strongest, most admirable people we know in terms of
their lack of fucks given. Like “Oh, look at Susie working weekends again, she
doesn’t give a fuck.” Or “Did you hear that Tom called the company president an
asshole and still got a raise anyway? Holy shit, that dude does not give a
fuck.” Or “Jason got up and ended his date with Cindy after 20 minutes. He said
he wasn’t going to listen to her bullshit anymore. Man, that guy does not give
a fuck.”
Chances are you know
somebody in your life who, at one time or another, did not give a fuck and went
on to accomplish amazing feats. Perhaps there was a time in your life where you
simply did not give a fuck and excelled to some extraordinary heights. I know
for myself, quitting
my day job in finance after only six weeks and telling my boss that I was
going to start selling dating advice online ranks pretty high up there in my
own “didn’t give a fuck” hall of fame. Same with deciding to sell most of my
possessions and move to South America. Fucks given? None. Just went and did it. (more after the cut)
Trippy Friday: Nightmare School (Ecstasy/LSD)
I would hope that it be first understood of my
choice of title to what proceeds that no exaggeration is intended. This was my
most horrific of dreams come to a vivid and fearsome life of its own.
This also happens to be the story of a fucking idiot.
I'll not waste the time of the reader detailing my past drug experiences (this account is long enough) suffice I've been a user of drugs at one time or another for nearly 15 years and have experimented with numerous substances, largely to positive and fondly remembered effect.
On this particular occasion I realized the truth behinds warnings associated with hallucinogenic experimentation and as such would and have extended these warnings to all with whom I converse on the topic.
Before I detail the experience in question I shall first give a short description of my very first attempt at LSD consumption. It was at a house party at my home in around 2001/2002 and involved the taking of one tab of acid. It was in general a new and interesting experience though half way through my trip I fell prey to a nervousness I was unfamiliar with that forced my hiding away in my bedroom for the rest of the night. A strange and unnerving time to be sure but not of the level associated with my next experience and as such, its warnings of the effects of LSD on my system went unheeded. (more after the cut)
This also happens to be the story of a fucking idiot.
I'll not waste the time of the reader detailing my past drug experiences (this account is long enough) suffice I've been a user of drugs at one time or another for nearly 15 years and have experimented with numerous substances, largely to positive and fondly remembered effect.
On this particular occasion I realized the truth behinds warnings associated with hallucinogenic experimentation and as such would and have extended these warnings to all with whom I converse on the topic.
Before I detail the experience in question I shall first give a short description of my very first attempt at LSD consumption. It was at a house party at my home in around 2001/2002 and involved the taking of one tab of acid. It was in general a new and interesting experience though half way through my trip I fell prey to a nervousness I was unfamiliar with that forced my hiding away in my bedroom for the rest of the night. A strange and unnerving time to be sure but not of the level associated with my next experience and as such, its warnings of the effects of LSD on my system went unheeded. (more after the cut)
Hey Guys!!! I'm Back!!!
Hey guys. First off I just want to say Sorry for the
wait and its been really sad and hard for me not having to post anything on here for a while. A lot has happened in the past month which included me losing my job and a
whole lot of other dramatic events in my life. It’s been rough but I’m taking
it one day at a time and I’d do my best to keep you guys inspired and
entertained as often as possible. Have a Blessed weekend.
Tuesday, 15 March 2016
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