The Day Mr "Always High" Almost Got Us Killed

                                  

So I know this junkie guy who loves to get high on anything, now before you judge me and be like "oh you hang out with junkies means you're one too" I just have to say shut your food hole and keep reading first lmao. Let's call my junkie "friend" (more like acquaintance) Isah. I met Isah through my best friend. Isah is a fresh dude, a rich kid who has it all, money, steady hoes and a drug problem. Isah started smoking weed in 2006, which became a gateway drug to all kinds of shit for him, from coke to lean to Roche addiction. Isah has done so much drugs that he has a personality disorder with no sense of humor and is always paranoid. Isah pops no less than four bottles of lean (if you don’t know what lean is, ask your friend) a day and no fewer than 12 pills of roche,  Isah is always fucked up and a ghost of himself. (more after the cut)

On this chill day I'm chilling with the bff next thing Isah drives over and we chilling, another friend comes over we was all watching the game can't remember which. After sometime it's like night already so Isah is like I wanna go cop lean come with and I'm like aiit I'm bored with football anyway so me, bff and Isah enters Isah's car and we start heading there. As you all know by now Isah is always fucked up so we were putting our lives at risk and sure enough Isah was driving like a zombie. We were all like “guy calm down o abeg if you wanna die biko drop us off and die alone”. Remember I told you he has no sense of humor and is always paranoid, well he took it personal and was like “tf I can't crash even if I drive with no headlights on” and like play like play Isah turns his headlights off and starts speeding at night o. Mehn I started asking God for forgiveness in my mind because I wasn't sure again what was gonna happen. We started yelling like “guy wtf is wrong with you.” For a good 10mins the headlights were off. He was like I'm just trying to prove...before he could complete his sentence we were like “prove what man? That you can kill us?” Wasn't funny o. I told bff we should have gone in your car instead of this nonsense I Just jejely  told him to stop, I came down and took a cab home. I didn't go with them again.
Moral of the story: don't be like Isah, Say no to drugs.