He Loved Driving Trains For A Living. Then One Day He Causes A Crash...

  

So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew and smoke filled the air- but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine. (more after the cut)

Reminder!!! We Have 10 Months Left in The Year 2016, ACT NOW

                                          

Today is the Last day of the month of February, the second month of the year. What have you done to achieve your goals and be one step closer to your dreams so far? Two months is gone already and we have 10 months left to do better, to be better. Do you want to look back on the year in December and have regrets on how your spent your 2016? Are you still waiting for magic to happen or just plain looking for who to blame for things not falling into place for you? Today you should really ponder on what you want to do with your life, where you want to be in every quarter of the year and really take responsibility for your life, Stop making excuses and be in control. As we end yet another month, don’t let procrastination and mental laziness make you regret your actions of today, tomorrow. Stop waiting and Act now.

The Shortest Relationship of my Life, I was "Taken" for a Week

                            

Somedays I just love the “no rush” type atmosphere of the city, the On Your Own (OYO) lifestyle, other days I just want to pack my bags and run away to a far away land and find love. Personally I’ve been  single for 3years now and I must say I’ve had the best time of my life so far but as much as I want to seem like I don’t care, on the low low I’ve been searching for that one person that will make my heart skip a beat, just thinking about that person will make me smile and I came so close to this on the first week of February. I met a guy, he was everything I wanted, skinny, very good to look at, I mean everything  A okay. Until I saw his other side. (more after the cut)

Monday Inspiration: Stop Waiting for Life to Happen and Start Living It Now!!!

                                                     

“The grass is always greener where you water it.” ~Unknown

For a while there, I was a little peeved with the world. I’ve just recently snapped out of it, and I just want to sing and dance and share this message with everyone: Stop waiting!

Last year, after living through some profound experiences—traveling extensively, soul searching, attending incredible life-changing events, shedding massive masks, overcoming huge obstacles, and deciding to change the course of my life completely—I came back to my life, to my home, and sat back and thought to myself, “This is what life is about!”

I was on a snowball effect high of massive changes. It was the most intense feeling that seemed to go on endlessly, and the changes just seemed to keep on unfolding in my life naturally, organically.

I dropped out of a program at school I wasn’t really committed to, with the intention of going to culinary college after a year off. I faced the world for the first time, trading in my signature sunglasses for an eye patch, after hiding a facial difference I sustained from a car accident almost a decade ago. I returned to my yoga practice, focused on my health and vitality, and dropped 30 pounds. (more after the cut)

Trippy Friday: Hospitalized and Teleportation (LSD & Mushrooms)

I had done LSD twice prior to this experience, and mushrooms three times. I had tripped quite a lot on 2C-E as well as salvia. I considered myself moderately experienced with psychedelics. I had never tripped very deep, even with up to 75mg of 2C-E. I was very eager to get a really deep meaningful experience. I'd heard that tripping alone would allow your mind to really let go, to not have someone there with you to ground you in reality. Well, from my experience that's completely true.
It was the day before thanksgiving. I had just bought 7g of mushrooms and 4 hits of LSD from a friend. I don't really know why I decided to trip that night. It was one of the worst times I could've done it (the day before thanksgiving, lots of stuff to do the next day with family). I initially was going to do it at 9PM but kept putting it off telling myself 'it's not a good time just wait till next week' well by 11PM I decided 'fuck it!'. I took my 7g of mushrooms and ground them to a powder. I used them to brew a mushroom tea. I flavored it with orange juice and sugar. It tasted pretty good. I took the 4 hits of LSD while drinking my brew. (more after the cut)

ABL Health: 7 Ways To Prevent Shoulder Pain and Injury

                                

Our shoulders are the most mobile joint in the body, allowing us to carry out an endless list of motions. In fact, there are very few movements we make in the course of the day that don’t involve the shoulder joint. That also means they’re highly vulnerable to injury and generally take a long time to heal. Luckily, there are ways to keep your shoulders strong and healthy — for the long haul. Try these expert-approved tips to stay injury-free. (more after the cut)

#TBT Abuja Post: Dear Men: How to make your Abuja Girl Happy! (10 Ways)

Happiness is something everyone seeks, it’s always like there's this vacuum in us that can’t seem to be filled. Happiness means a lot of things to different people and some people's happiness depends on others.

To make your Abuja babe happy here's how to do it; (more after the cut)

Why Your Relationship Is Failing (Women)

It's so easy to be caught up in the buzz of a new relationship and in the process lose yourself and give your all just out of fear of being alone and many women are victims of this. Today we will be talking about why as a woman "being too nice" is the reason why your relationship is failing. (More after the cut?

Poetry Wednesday: Floating (a poem about hope in trying times)

Somedays you will be lost
You'll find yourself asking self "what have I become?"
"Where does my path lead? Why has my crooked mistakes come to hunt me?"
"Why does my beat have no rhythm? And my spirit down?"
On that day the grey skies over your head will ignite and the rainbows will be far away
The reality of the suffering will seem like to you fate has chosen this war
And the lies that fell at your feet have risen
That day, you will wonder why the wounds fail to heal, why the theme of your life has changed
And the scars ain't fading (more after the cut)

Relationship Problem: SEX and Solutions

Relationship Problem: Sex

Even partners who love each other can be a mismatch, sexually. Mary Jo Fay, author of Please Dear, Not Tonight, says a lack of sexual self-awareness and education worsens these problems. But having sex is one of the last things you should give up, Fay says. "Sex," she says, "brings us closer together, releases hormones that help our bodies both physically and mentally, and keeps the chemistry of a healthy couple healthy." (more after the cut)

Three Senior Men Are Talking About Their Problems, But The Oldest Guy Has Them All Beat!

                                    

Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No,  not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble crapping?" "No, I crap every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

The Day Mr "Always High" Almost Got Us Killed

                                  

So I know this junkie guy who loves to get high on anything, now before you judge me and be like "oh you hang out with junkies means you're one too" I just have to say shut your food hole and keep reading first lmao. Let's call my junkie "friend" (more like acquaintance) Isah. I met Isah through my best friend. Isah is a fresh dude, a rich kid who has it all, money, steady hoes and a drug problem. Isah started smoking weed in 2006, which became a gateway drug to all kinds of shit for him, from coke to lean to Roche addiction. Isah has done so much drugs that he has a personality disorder with no sense of humor and is always paranoid. Isah pops no less than four bottles of lean (if you don’t know what lean is, ask your friend) a day and no fewer than 12 pills of roche,  Isah is always fucked up and a ghost of himself. (more after the cut)