Thursday 25 February 2016

#TBT Abuja Post: Dear Men: How to make your Abuja Girl Happy! (10 Ways)

Happiness is something everyone seeks, it’s always like there's this vacuum in us that can’t seem to be filled. Happiness means a lot of things to different people and some people's happiness depends on others.
To make your Abuja babe happy here's how to do it; (more after the cut)



1. Give her money. Bros don't wait for her to ask first before you give, try use your head and give her sometimes infact everytime because that's all and mostly what she wants.
2. Take her out. It’s not only your house every time now haba. Take her to some nice places, take her clubbing occasionally too.
3. Cook for her when you can (I know many guys would be like "beht why?" Bros do u want to make her happy or not?)
4. Buy her the latest Phone she wants. As materialistic as it sounds every Abj girl wants the newest phone in town, so if u want to make her happy and you don't want her to cheat, do it for her or your father will. lol
5. Tell her she's beautiful even though her makeup is heavy af (maybe tell her to reduce it, although she will never agree) and don't compare her to anyone. Fuck her well don't be a fish; Give her head, if her weave smells give her money to change the hair, take her shopping once in a while.
6. Give her already rolled igbó with filters, she will propose to you
7. Don't be too busy for her
8. Don't call her every minute or stalk her or accuse her of cheating. If you do, she will cheat my guy.
9. Don't force her to cook, clean or wash your clothes if shes not your wife (doesn't mean you shouldn't ask her nicely to do it).
10. Don't be an asshole, don't fuck her friends, don't even famz with them sef.
And most of all  give her some more money, because in the end it will all boil down to this. lol 
You welcome.

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