No be only Single, Na Album!!

We all want that special someone, that person made for us that will just take our breathe away and complete us. It's not easy finding the one but we try our best anyways.
If you were single before you came into Abuja, have you found the one yet? or have you joined the countless people looking?
The honest truth is to find that perfect somebody might be possible in other places but in Abuja, it is impossicant (naija way of saying e no fit happen). Here bae's are almost like air, "we know say e dey there but we no dey see am". The women are looking for ATM(All The Money- from men), the men are chasing money through different ways and looking to be able to afford that G wagon and service apartment in Maitama for bragging rights, so as you can see no one has time for commitment.


Here if you meet a guy and he says hes single, it means either of these things:
1. He's married and cheating
2. He's in a relationship but ready to cheat
3. He's Jennifers boo to her, but to him, Jennifer is not his boo so to him he is single
4. He's a pimp and will eat meat before he sell am
5. He's in a relationship with another man on the low low
6. He's single because he thinks all Abj girls are ash.. so he's not ready to commit.

If you meet a girl and she says shes single it means one of these or more:
1. She's Jide's fiancee but is looking for money from other men
2. She's in a relationship her boyfriend is broke so shes single to every other guy
3. She's really single but is not ready to stop being an ashewo
4. She's in a relationship but her man is a 2 minute fellow so shes ready to cheat
5. She's in a long distance relationship and wants to cure konji
6. She's a lesbian on the low low.

But of course there are still some good people out there, so guys, before you date her investigate and know whats going on, observe, ask your friends if they sabi her, sprinkle holy water on her codedly to she if she will manifest and pray. 
As for the ladies, before you date, ask questions, understand what hes doing not what hes saying, pray, fast 40days and nights, observe, analyze, even use calculator if necessary and most of all close your leg because the minute you open it, you're now an "Abuja babe" and he's gone.


PS: An "Abuja Babe" is any girl that sleeps around just for sex or for money, in their eyes shes not wife material.
An "Abuja Guy" is any guy that wants to use your head, shag and move on to the next like its his mission on earth.