A little old lady goes to the doctor
and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't
bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of
fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You
didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take
these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady comes back.
"Doctor," she says,
"I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts...although still
silent...stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now
that we've cleared up your nose, let's work on your hearing."
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