#TBT Abuja Post: The "E fit Be Series": Beware of Cooperate Ash...

They are everywhere in Naija, the Ash… I mean. They are easily noticed by their hair, claw like fake nails, long unnatural eyelashes, excessive make up, always overly dressed and scantily clad, infact these are their trademarks. 

Here we see the "local" ones, that still stand on the roads in the evenings/night, their boobs showing and as if they rubbed groundnut oil on it to attract men. (me too I didn't know it still happened), some have strategic places they stand at to avoid task force and if they get caught, they end up shagging their way out of the situation. (more after the cut)

 

But that's not all, here the confam ones are the ones wearing pant suits, looking fresh and clean, working in banks, offices and cooperate organizations, most of them using stuff their jobs can't afford, Some are even customers of their colleagues or bosses (more gist coming soon).

So next time you see that cute girl in your office, that's always travelling out, has an iphone6 and  nice car that stays in a 2 bedroom flat in Maitama, and you both know she earns 50k like you, she fit be Cooperate Ash...