Abeg I don't even know when and I don't have the freaking energy to Google it but I know it’s that time from June/ July through September when Abuja is painted red with the rich kids who have decided to grace us with their presence, that time when they have come to run the town with their friends to show off basically because that’s it and hardly ever because they missed the Abuja breeze or Naija at all, it’s that time where women would be wooed by daddy's car, money and made spellbound to open their legs because of accent. That time it’s like the runs girls go and have meeting to plan ahead of open season, yes that’s how it is to them.
They go and hunt
for prey, they make sure to shop and be ready to dress to impress at parties
that they have hustled to be invited to, in order to attract the richest of
them all and they don’t need a magic mirror to spot them. That's when Abuja
guys here be like "mehn my friends are in town o, we turning up" and
they invite friends because drinks are on the returnees so no dime is spent and
everyone’s happy. It’s that time for your guy to share his belongings as well.
Being friends with one is cool, but if u have never traveled out before, be
prepared to be partially mute abi dumb for a while because they will be
in your face with that jand gist, every freaking thing will point to the fact
that they are now bat man And they miss Gotham city and can't wait to get back
because sun burn done dey spoil their freshness, they will act like they
have lost all their #Naijasomeness and will deliberately not pronounce a local
word like "Panya" correctly just to remind you that they are not
local, never been. Mehn especially the proud ones, but aren't they all? All
they do with their fellow rich kids friends is always the same, especially the
girls who won't really like themselves because they are always in competition
with each other but will be friends regardless just to roll with their kind to
put other "local" girls down. The guys just gist themselves about
their different lives and in their brain calculate who is richer so they can
brag to their local friends about their cool "richer" friends lool (I
almost confuse) u go sabi their family history by force, u fit even know the
guy house for Asokoro but u never meet am lol, they party hard, chase pussy
like Charlie Sheen and its all fun and games until it’s time to go back and
they have to go a testing lmao. Na so
I really want to
talk about their parties but mehn let me save that for part 2. Stay tuned *NTA
news theme song plays in the background*
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