A Chinese doctor can't find a job in
a hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads
"GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100."
An American lawyer thinks this is a
great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense
of taste."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine
from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. This is
kerosene."
Chinese: "Congrats, your sense
of taste is restored. Give me $20." (more after the cut)
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a
few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory.
I cannot remember anything."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine
from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is
kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Chinese: "Congrats. You got
your memory back. Give me $20."
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then
comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become
very weak I can't see at all."
Chinese: "Well, I don't have
any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note):
"But this is $20, not $100!!"
Chinese: "Congrats, your
eyesight is restored. Give me $20"
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