An 80 year old man was having his annual
checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he
boasted.
"I've got a 20 year old bride who's
pregnant, and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then
said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. (more after the cut)
He never missed a season. But one day went
out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of
his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the
woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the
bear, and squeezed the handle."
"And do you know what happened?"
the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied
"No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped
dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the
old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting
at..." replied the doctor.
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