It's no news that Abuja people behave a
certain way of life and attitude that's different from that of the typical
Nigerian from any other state or anywhere else in the world as a matter of
fact. Abuja people have a way of proving how typical and how basic they are and
can be by the way they do certain things and their reactions to various situations
and this has absolutely nothing to do with Sex of the individuals involved.
This post is aimed at helping you spot the difference between a bonified Abuja
person and a person not from around here and it’s based on the behavioral
patterns of the majority not the entirety of Abuja people.(more after the cut)
1. Abuja People may be nice but are definitely not givers, it's always
tit for tat, milk for milo, sugar for garri around here.
2. Abuja people are not about that communal
life, here it's more like OYO (on your own), neighbors in an estate may not even
know each other sef or even greet themselves let alone borrow basic stuff from
each other.
3. Abuja people are money and connections
driven in everything, even church services. If it won’t change their status
from no car to range rover sport owner or give them the bragging right to say “senator
x son is my friend now”, then it's not their business.
4. Abuja people are extremely
materialistic, like in constant competition with themselves in acquiring
things.
5. Abuja people are proud af, especially the
ones who were once swimming in poverty and now have small change. They
constantly feel the need to brag about where they have been around the world,
the money they have and other of their expensive lifestyles, whether you care
to listen or not. Basically they love the sound of their own voice.
6. Only an Abuja person will compare having a
car to having a phone and be like "it’s a neccesity dammit, who doesn't
have a car these days? duhh" like a car is the same price as a Nokia
torchlight and as if when they were born, they came out with Mercedes keys in
their hands.
7. Abuja people are unbelievably fake like
their fakeness is astounding and shocking, like how can a certain group of
people achieve such a high level of fakeness? It’s mind blowing.
8. Only an Abuja person will rather not have
a house or a place to lay his head at night but would have the most expensive
cars possible to show off their stupidity.
9. Abuja high class does not in any way mix
with the lower class like oil and water.
10. Abuja people are rude for no apparent
reason, with no manners at all
11. Abuja people take packaging extremely
seriously. Like packaging Cray fish so it would look more like cat fish, that's
how serious it is for them.
12. Did I mention that Abuja people are fake
as hell? oh yes I did
13. Only an Abuja person will imagine what planet
you're from if you say you can’t drive, like say you suppose sabi am from the
womb.
14. The mantra of living for Abuja people is
"to live way above your means, to please people who are too busy with
their own problems anyway and then borrow and borrow till everyone knows your
way and know better than to lend you money". In other words Abuja people
never pay back when they borrow
15. Only an Abuja person will judge your
wealth by the phone you use.
Did I miss out on anything? Tell me in my
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