All na Packaging

                                  

Omoh life no easy. If you reason am the only time that was relaxed and fun in someone’s life was when we were still in university walai but it was so stressful and uncomfortable to us back then, was almost like the end of the world, parents will send you pocket money, u will even scam sef and add on top it just to flex, it was the life. After school, na there stage 2 of life start, to get anything na by hustling, you gats find something wey go dey give you money on a steady if you no wan suffer die.

That’s why Abuja people have mastered the art of Packaging which is the ancient art of wrapping your yama yama or your reality with gold crusted wrapping sheet, it’s like using golden leaves to wrap your akpu (fufu).

You will see a girl that’s on point, dressed like a fashion blogger, with iPhone and on point braids carrying Michael korrs bag but she fit never chop since morning because money no dey anywhere, infact even to go work, na by are you going towards gwarinpa? Let me join you please. You will see a guy looking all fresh in his Honda, nice wrist watch, clean, rent he never pay but go still dey hustle woman dey go club dey pile up bills. You will see a married woman that knows her husband is trying to make her comfortable but she will be wearing the most expensive George and Ankara to pose.

Person go be carpenter tell you say na imported furniture expert, person go be pimp tell you say na business man, Person papa go get boys wey go dey help am push drugs dey tell you say na politician or business man too. Person go dey jobless go tell you say na government work so him fit dey do another business and na lie. Person sef like girls, gats lie say dem done travel out, make e no be like say dem no follow for civilization. Even Person wey be harlot go package like one holy maló chick wey never sabi anything. In this town, to survive, you have to package well like fried rice.