Wednesday 28 October 2015

TBT Lmao

Food is Bae joor

Do not judge anyone

Am I the only one who won't find this funny at all? Pure evil

Being Nice, Pays

From the weekday to the weekend real quick lmao

10 Tricks to make losing weight easier



                                 
To successfully lose weight and keep it off, eating well and exercising are key—the “secret,” of course, is to eat less and move more  But even the most committed dieters can benefit from a few tricks to boost their weight-loss efforts. Here are 10 easy, everyday diet tips to add to your weight-loss arsenal.
1. Slow down
When eating, it takes 20 minutes for your body to register fullness. And according to a University of Rhode Island study, you can save 70 calories by eating slowly over about half an hour versus eating in under 10 minutes. If you ate more slowly at every meal, that would translate into losing about two pounds a month. An easy way to slow down your eating is to put your fork down between bites—or consider using chopsticks. 

2. Ditch the top slice of bread
Opting to eat your sandwich open-face instantly erases 100 calories.

3. Use a smaller plate
As serving sizes have increased, so have plate sizes—and seeing appropriately sized portions swimming on a giant plate can make you feel like you're not getting much food. Put your main meal on a 7-inch plate, which is about the size of a salad plate or child-size plate. Choose a 1-cup dessert or cereal bowl instead of a soup bowl, a 6-ounce wineglass rather than a goblet. When you’re eating out, ask for an extra salad plate and transfer the proper-size portions of your food onto it when you’re served your entree. Then ask the waiter to take away and wrap up the rest. (more after the cut)

Bros abeg whats your wifi password?

LOOL

Karueche Tran coming to Abuja (Anticipate)


Karueche Tran the famous ex-girlfriend of Chirs Brown would be coming to Nigeria for the frist time to Abuja from November 15th to 16th to host a pool party for Play. Anticipate

Any Guy that does this is going to hell TF?

Word

This woman's porn addiction almost ruined her life


Porn addiction is a very real thing and can have just as dire consequences as an addiction to drugs or alcohol. One woman decided to share her struggle with porn to raise awareness of this lesser known illness.
Twenty-nine-year-old Jessie Maegan's interest in porn began harmlessly enough. Her boyfriend at the time encouraged her to start watching it with him to spice up their sex life. She was apprehensive at first, but after trying it out and seeing what great effects it had on their physical relationship, she was hooked.Maegan told the Daily Mail, "It was really exciting and definitely did the trick. I felt like a naughty schoolgirl. We had sex several times that night and I can honestly say it was the best sex I'd ever had." This initial experience was like a drug in and of itself, of which Maegan and her boyfriend could not seem to get enough. From that night on, they started watching porn together more and more regularly, until it became a nightly fix. (More after the cut)

Tuesday 27 October 2015

Deliverance things LOL

Shit Just got Real #TrueTalk

Application for the position of Bae

Depression and Suicide Risk 2



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For part 1 click here 

Depression and suicide risk
Depression is a major risk factor for suicide. The deep despair and hopelessness that goes along with depression can make suicide feel like the only way to escape the pain. If you have a loved one with depression, take any suicidal talk or behavior seriously and learn to recognize the warning signs.
Warning signs of suicide include:
  • Talking about killing or harming one’s self
  • Expressing strong feelings of hopelessness or being trapped
  • An unusual preoccupation with death or dying
  • Acting recklessly, as if they have a death wish (e.g. speeding through red lights)
  • Calling or visiting people to say goodbye
  • Getting affairs in order (giving away prized possessions, tying up loose ends)
  • Saying things like “Everyone would be better off without me” or “I want out”
  • A sudden switch from being extremely depressed to acting calm and happy (more after the cut)

Monday 26 October 2015

Men will always be Men

Hack of the day or nah? You welcome

ROTFL

Do you agree?

In Abuja, Even your boo get a boo


                                    
Mehn I just remembered one boyfriend I had in university, I think 200level, the guy was a total asshole like, he was a goat, now that I think about it, he had boo's more than 10, because at some point I got confused sef, like e don tey since men done dey cheat o. Kai
In 2015 to find a faithful man is to discover diamond in your village because it’s just impossible like that. Faithful girls for where? It’s amazing how we are quick to throw away our values these days and we thought the previous generations were terrible lool. And it all boils down to chasing money and not being content, wanting what you can't have, people will do whatever they like, not caring who they hurt because its normal now. It’s so easy for us not to trust one another, first it starts with accusations and the other person getting pushed into it out of spite. In my opinion this would get way worse.  (more after the cut)

Worst Place to be in

Monday Inspiration: How to Plan Your Life Your Way and Succeed, Continued 2



 
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For the first part  Click Here

Step 2: Setting Smaller Goals
Once you have set your lifetime goals, set a five-year plan of smaller goals that you need to complete if you are to reach your lifetime plan.
Then create a one-year plan, six-month plan, and a one-month plan of progressively smaller goals that you should reach to achieve your lifetime goals. Each of these should be based on the previous plan.
Then create a daily To-Do List of things that you should do today to work towards your lifetime goals.
At an early stage, your smaller goals might be to read books and gather information on the achievement of your higher level goals. This will help you to improve the quality and realism of your goal setting.
Finally review your plans, and make sure that they fit the way in which you want to live your life.
Tip:
If you feel that you're not paying enough attention to certain areas of your life, you'll find our articles on The Wheel of Life and the Life/Career Rainbow useful. (More after the cut)

Friday 23 October 2015

11 Signs You Party Too Much



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At some point in their lives some people find out that partying is fun.
Hanging out with friends having a few drinks, shots, bowls, hits, etc., is a way for some people to let off steam.
Where is the line of fun and dysfunctional?
1. Persistence
You’re spending more time engaging in your habit over a longer period of time than you wanted to. Nobody wants to be the “old burn out” at the party.
2. Can’t cut back
You’ve tried to cut back, but you end up right where you were yesterday or last week. This also applies to, “If I drink one beer I’m fine. If I drink two beers, the flood gates are open.
3. Obsession
You’re spending a lot of time thinking about, talking about, getting ready to or recovering from parties. You own several T-shirts with alcohol advertising or pot leaves on them. You know the alcohol "rep girls" by first name. You’re the one who people call to find out where the party is on most days of the week. You have a Web page dedicated to all your party pictures.(more after the cut)

Pun of the Day

It Annoys me like

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What Type are You? Don't lie o

Men will say anything to hype their performance in the bedroom LOL smh

Comparing Yourself to others is the beginning of Failure

                                

When that loud hits you like BOOM

Stronger than all my relationships combined

Abuja Girls and Accent of Life




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Do you know that feeling when you're listening to Cool FM or maybe Love FM on the radio and you hear the female presenter talking and you just get angry for no reason because it’s obvious she's faking the British accent and sometimes it sounds American even Hispanic. If it doesn't annoy you, well it annoys me so much. When I hear it I just feel like calling to say "Please it’s not by force". (more after the cut)

Unserious Students Problems

Dead Beat Baby Daddy's be like

Trippy Friday: I'll Never Take My Mind For Granted Again (Say No To Drugs)


I’ve been smoking hashish for around 4 and 1/2 years, not smoking it much until the last 12 months in which I've smoked a lot in comparison to the other years. On avg I’ll definitely have a joint or 2 every 5 days in a week, or sometimes have a session depending on my mood. Sometimes I'd just buy a block (20 joints) and keep smoking it till it’s gone. Out of all the times I’ve been stoned, 99% of the time the stone was fantastic. Mellow, chilled, happy and cheery. Sometimes I'd get the odd paranoid feelings, but nothing in comparison to what I experienced in my last session.

It was 3am, had been up for 24 hours or so, just got a block of cannabis resin about 5 hours before hand. My mate and I were in my house, having a smallish session. Did something like 4-5 joints, really really strong resin; but wasn’t sure if it was because I was awake for so long. Anyways, we were both enjoying the stone, made us both mellow and gave us the giggles. Giggles lasted for about 40 mins, found everything and anything funny. Then a few mins later the stone started to feel 'deeper' getting more and more stoned as time went on. (more after the cut)

Thursday 22 October 2015

LMAO

This Killed Me LMAO

Especially Abuja Girls

Forget the haters, keep pushing and very soon you will make it

When autocorrect decides to ruin your relationship

White people be like

Top Tips for Living Healthy


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Top tips for healthy living 

No matter what age, you can take steps now towards better health and feeling great. Even small changes can make a big difference to how you feel.

Top four ways to better health

The four biggest changes you can make to lead a healthier, happier and longer life are:
  • quit smoking
  • be physically active everyday
  • eating healthy foods
  • limit alcohol. (more after the cut)

When talking dirty goes wrong

Possessed Children be like

#TBT: I'm The Bank Manager

Working in a bank is some peoples dream (idk why) and dating a banker is even better for others.  Here, the skies are blue and the cars are fast but my dear if he says he’s "the bank manager" he's not lying, but ask him which bank? Because e fit be the night club "the bank" (which is not bad either) and not the Zenith or GTB you know. If she says I work in a bank, bros e fit be say she be worker for the club too so be sure to ask and confirm which, so u don't get things twisted. If you've been here a long time and are familiar with the clubs, please what’s the best one in this town and why? 

Wednesday 21 October 2015

Something for the gyal dem. Eye candy

God works in mysterious ways

Dem Lighties there

Why though?

Fun Facts Continued 2


31. A baby octopus is about the size of a flea when it is born.
32. A sheep, a duck and a rooster were the first passengers in a hot air balloon.
33. In Uganda, 50% of the population is under 15 years of age.
34. Hitler’s mother considered abortion but the doctor persuaded her to keep the baby.
35. Arab women can initiate a divorce if their husbands don’t pour coffee for them.
36. Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch TV for 3 hours.
37. Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
38. Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an odd number of whiskers.
39. Facebook, Skype and Twitter are all banned in China.
40. 95% of people text things they could never say in person.
41. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
42. In Poole, ‘Pound World’ went out of business because of a store across the road called ’99p Stores’, which was selling the same products but for just 1 pence cheaper!.
43. About 8,000 Americans are injured by musical instruments each year.
44. The French language has seventeen different words for ‘surrender’.
45. Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine.
46. Bob Dylan’s real name is Robert Zimmerman.
47. A crocodile can’t poke its tongue out :p
48. Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift away from each other.
49. A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.
50. Bin Laden’s death was announced on 1st May 2011. Hitler’s death was announced on 1st May 1945.