"I just returned from abroad after 30years so I will rub it in your face forever"

You know those fresh looking adults looking clean with AC dried skin, endowed with intelligence and some sort of accent, who came back to Naija after like 20 or 30 years and now they feel like they know it all and they are always right, I'll call them the "Returnees".

These people are the reason Nigeria will never be better. By these below, you shall know them if u don't already; 

• If anything typically Nigerian happens, they be like "that’s the problem with this country, in advanced countries it’s done differently".
• They will go on to say how the government has failed this country and start giving you their life story abroad like you asked them. sigh
• They will criticize the system and everything that's not advanced and convenient for them (they are not doing anything to change the situation in their own little way o) and go on to tell you why they made sure their children didn’t and will not grow up here.
• They will always find a way to meander their experiences abroad into any conversation you have with them so everyone is aware that because they lived there, they are now supernatural and can fly.
• They will treat their kids like the white people do and of course they will end up fat and mostly with no manners.
• They will only shop in Shoprite because well, market life is too uncivilized and rough for them.
• They will eat the weirdest foods telling you how used to it they are and as for the women, their abroad gist na till you die because e no dey end.
• The most annoying of all, you will have an argument with them and they will blame your opinion on the fact that you haven't travelled or seen the world as they have that's why you're talking like that.

Please can we take a break? biko lets hear word abeg.