Abuja People: The Pride Too Much

If I talk now, men will say its ego, abeg spare me that, it’s not male ego anything, its full blown pride. Sometimes I don't even want to meet any new person in this Abuja again because itaf tire me too much. The women will say if you've got it flaunt it, mehn sharrap there, they meant curves not your stupid pride.

Based on the research carried out by the Amebo group of the Abuja life using black chalk, 2 white stones, snake feathers and blood of a cock, We have come to a conclusion that 70% of Abuja people are proud, the men consisting of  50% and the remaining 20% being women. If una no believe our facts then why on earth will a man say that having a car is like having a mobile phone?  (So e done reach like that), or Abuja girls in the salon will make sure they gist about all the places they have travelled to, you sef will want to borrow passport and travel sharply, abi is it not pride?

A typical Abuja man will tell you of all the places he has travelled to, all the money he spends and uses to help people, then even the billions of contracts he had and how he imports girls like say u ask am because na interview? They will tell you how they are friends with senator x, minister y and have even had an audience with the president (and e fit be wash o) but even if na true why do you have to tell me all 7about it? They will be so engrossed in their little heads with their own gist they won’t ask the woman ehen tell me about yourself. If you date these types, its like they're doing you a favor, they can never apologize for anything that's their fault, they will make you feel like you still dey learn, wetin this one know. I think they do this to boost their pride and to entice you wey no too get make e be like say them be influential person.

A typical Abuja girl will shove her abroad gist down your throat you go dey choke, she will tell you of all the ministers children that are her friends, how she went for this one’s birthday in Dubai, how she shops only online and has never entered keke in her life, how her boyfriend buys her all she wants and her car just broke down and it’s in the mechanic (e fit be lie sef), how she cannot use a perfume below 50k and her bags no one is less than 80k, I don't even want to enter the weave part sef because the lies and bragging talk no dey end. If you date this type and you no too get stamina, omo you're going bankrupt, you will lose your friends, people will hate you because of them, and everything is always about them. They do this to make other girls feel bad so they can cry when they get home and start prayer point and sure to boost their dirty pride. 

These proud people are the very insecure ones, making others feel bad so they can feel better about themselves. If you're one of these proud assholes,  that will not let us hear word, you need to be sent to an island where they will rub aboniki in your eyes, strip you and leave you there to fallow. If you're their friend or you're dating them, May the force be with you.