Monday 24 August 2015

Hack of the day: How to take a hard dump peacefully

Abeg Una sabi that kind shit wet dey like purging for your belle but to come out na like admission list? Well me too.
Make I just help Una small for free
If u dey on top toilet and the thing no gree comot, just breathe deeply in and out like 5times and walahi like magic it will flow like you just ate Yoruba pepper soup.

P.S: If your shit smell na die, abeg go buy laxative make you no talk say na me kill you.
Did it work? It worked for me though. If it didn't then bros I hail o.

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