The following events took place within an hour of my Journey to work:
I woke up late,
there was no light, I had to rush off to work and it began. The first of my 4
cab rides to my workplace (along things), I got in, realized it was the exact
same cab I entered the previous day, coincidence? and then the seat was wet, my
dress practically soaking up the water, I was pissed but calm, got to the bus
stop, entered the next and second cab, 4 at the back so freaking annoying,
I was the 2nd person and I sat beside an elderly woman, I didn't greet her
because generally I do not feel obliged to greet people at random, I hate it. Cab
got full, we started moving. (more after the cut)
With my side eye I could see her turning every 3secs to look at me, like who does this? I con dey reason why she kept turning to look at me, I was so close to asking but my mind won't let me so I decided to ignore it but haba trust us Nigerians now to begin reason am spiritually as per abi she be witch? she looked at me more than 50times, walai and she was acting like she was holding back from saying something really mean to me or something evil or maybe just because i didn't greet her, so I started saying in my mind back to sender, holy ghost fire, I cover myself with the blood of Jesus. It wasn't funny. Finally I came down at my bus stop, entered the third one, 2 girls came in after me, we started moving and they started gisting in their language, loudly and laughing hysterically, I done late and now person wan spoil the mood join, mtcheew. I got to the busstop, and got in the fourth and final cab, after I got in; I realized the person next to me had been in the same cab I was in yesterday coincidence again? Hmmm as we con dey go, the rush rush cab guy go kiss person Elantra na so cab stop, argument start. The anger in my blood caused by more than 30mins lateness and the weird happenings was so strong I had to come down and get another cab to my office (and the cab guy done already collect money o, mtcheeww). Finally I got to work and now I feel feverish.
With my side eye I could see her turning every 3secs to look at me, like who does this? I con dey reason why she kept turning to look at me, I was so close to asking but my mind won't let me so I decided to ignore it but haba trust us Nigerians now to begin reason am spiritually as per abi she be witch? she looked at me more than 50times, walai and she was acting like she was holding back from saying something really mean to me or something evil or maybe just because i didn't greet her, so I started saying in my mind back to sender, holy ghost fire, I cover myself with the blood of Jesus. It wasn't funny. Finally I came down at my bus stop, entered the third one, 2 girls came in after me, we started moving and they started gisting in their language, loudly and laughing hysterically, I done late and now person wan spoil the mood join, mtcheew. I got to the busstop, and got in the fourth and final cab, after I got in; I realized the person next to me had been in the same cab I was in yesterday coincidence again? Hmmm as we con dey go, the rush rush cab guy go kiss person Elantra na so cab stop, argument start. The anger in my blood caused by more than 30mins lateness and the weird happenings was so strong I had to come down and get another cab to my office (and the cab guy done already collect money o, mtcheeww). Finally I got to work and now I feel feverish.
I guess this is
what happens when you smoke cheap weed.
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