Yoruba Men in Abuja

                               

I remember in my university, one guy in my department called Tunde, he was so cute mehn asin the crushing was hard af, girls were always tripping but no one dared come close, the guys mouth odor was like soak away, asin it was like the mouth odor now permeated into his clothes because my dear the body odor that followed was unbearable, once he's in class, everyone knows, you didn’t even need to see him to tick his attendance, his BO answered on his behalf, it was so bad, if he opened his mouth to tell you whatsup up close, just forget it because the smell will stick to your nose for the rest of the day.  And he had a gf lmao I con dey reason how dem dey kiss.

Anyway I'm 70% certain that Abuja women would agree with me on this one, The Yoruba men in Abuja are not like the ones you see in Lagos or any other state in the west. Normally it’s so stereotypical to think that Yoruba people in general are one of the nicest, most caring ethnic groups out there, not all are like Tunde but mehn most are dirty even the rich ones too, they may have domestic staff and all but their piggy riggy ness still shines through like 2face head with groundnut oil on it. And let’s not forget their loudness too, always shouting "Ahhhh" like it’s their only expression.

Don't get me wrong, In Abuja the Yoruba men here are nice as well but they will use that niceness to show you pepper. They are cheats, liars, pretenders, very very sneaky, rich, deceptive, more cunning than our Ibo brethren, they will use their cuteness to lure you and then treat you like a princess while they destroy your life and this is what makes it very hard for women to know who they really are and by the time you realize, e go done late. The Yoruba men here that are stingy are usually bankers, others have just left the Abuja boot camp and now have Abuja sense so they got no chill with the stinginess.

It's only an Abuja Yoruba guy that will make sure he gets what he wants from you, whenever he wants it because he feels the chicken change he's been giving you covers every every and some of the Yoruba men and white men have one thing in common, can you guess? Well you're right, they both have "thumb sized juniors". When you give them head it’s like you're sucking your thumbs (I love Yoruba people, don't get it twisted).

The Yoruba men here too are rude, asin very rude, tell them no to sex and anything else and see how fast they switch from Mr. nice guy to rude boy lol. Enjoy your day.